From the Postbag with Love

Postie Pete has been slumbering in a glass coffin, supposedly waiting for true love’s first kiss. Turns out he’d actually just eaten a rancid piece of Hallowe’en candy and passed out, so he was a bit embarrassed when he woke up.

He’s now busy working on a Postbag for February, the month of romance; why not take this opportunity to state your feelings to your favourite RuneScape character? Tell them how much you admire them, write them a love poem or just embarrass them with a sonnet! The characters will reply to the best letters and their responses will appear in next month's edition of the Postbag from the Hedge.

Here’s an example of a very famous love poem from an unlikely bard, Rantz, to his beloved chompy:

Squashed hoomans is red, Chinchompas is brown, Belly go rumbly, When smell you around.